Chuck Norris Joke #530
When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
Comments:
Chambers
2012-09-21 18:46:59
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
me
2011-11-11 16:59:02
omggggg ryan... yowza
ryan
2011-10-23 23:34:09
if you ever call chuck norris a rotten egg he will go back in time and get your mom and make you eat a rotten egg on her dead body after round house kicking her so hard
I
2011-03-09 12:39:39
My name ^, Nuff said...
neck tie
2010-11-17 11:44:53
lol
McKay
2010-07-13 22:10:31
This guy that was blind was walking down the sidewalk and stepped on Chuck Norris' foot his sight was restored but the last thing he saw was a round house kick to the face!
Klacker lOl
2010-05-26 18:44:03
why would chuck norris be on a website with chuck norris jokes on it? not very convicing, whoeveryouare
PIMP
2009-11-13 02:49:33
BLOOBS.!!!THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS. YOU NEED TO ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOURSELF IN THE FACE FOR THAT COMMENT..YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE I ALREADY DID P.S. FK!!BLOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQUAG!
2009-02-23 16:59:55
if chuck norris falls into the ocean, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the ocean gets chuck norrised.
Adam
2008-12-29 08:06:13
Chuch Norris doesn't sleep, he is only resting his fists.
sonny
2008-08-12 21:37:33
Chuck Norris not tell "Yo Mama" jokes; your mom tells jokes about herself out of fear of Chuck Norris.
sonny
2008-08-12 21:34:25
Chuck Norris's response to a stupid joke is a roundhouse kick to the face!
david
2008-04-30 18:12:56
Achelis wasn't immortal after chuck Norris hit him in the face with a roundhouse kick to the face
david
2008-04-30 18:08:54
chuck norrises penus is so big it has a peinus of its own
troy
2008-02-25 18:51:34
chuck norris sleeps with anight light. not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris.
Blooobs?
2008-02-06 21:43:19
Was that supposed to make sense?
Liz
2008-01-03 15:12:40
ok lets say that