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Chuck Norris Joke #530

When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.

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nexus2992

2013-09-24 19:11:40

Contrary to popular belief, the best part of waking up ISN'T Folger's in your cup; it's the knowledge that Chuck Norris didn't round-house kick you in your sleep!

Chambers

2012-09-21 18:46:59

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter

me

2011-11-11 16:59:02

omggggg ryan... yowza

ryan

2011-10-23 23:34:09

if you ever call chuck norris a rotten egg he will go back in time and get your mom and make you eat a rotten egg on her dead body after round house kicking her so hard

I

2011-03-09 12:39:39

My name ^, Nuff said...

neck tie

2010-11-17 11:44:53

lol

McKay

2010-07-13 22:10:31

This guy that was blind was walking down the sidewalk and stepped on Chuck Norris' foot his sight was restored but the last thing he saw was a round house kick to the face!

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:44:03

why would chuck norris be on a website with chuck norris jokes on it? not very convicing, whoeveryouare

PIMP

2009-11-13 02:49:33

BLOOBS.!!!THIS IS CHUCK NORRIS. YOU NEED TO ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOURSELF IN THE FACE FOR THAT COMMENT..YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE I ALREADY DID P.S. FK!!BLOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SQUAG!

2009-02-23 16:59:55

if chuck norris falls into the ocean, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the ocean gets chuck norrised.

Adam

2008-12-29 08:06:13

Chuch Norris doesn't sleep, he is only resting his fists.

sonny

2008-08-12 21:37:33

Chuck Norris not tell "Yo Mama" jokes; your mom tells jokes about herself out of fear of Chuck Norris.

sonny

2008-08-12 21:34:25

Chuck Norris's response to a stupid joke is a roundhouse kick to the face!

david

2008-04-30 18:12:56

Achelis wasn't immortal after chuck Norris hit him in the face with a roundhouse kick to the face

david

2008-04-30 18:08:54

chuck norrises penus is so big it has a peinus of its own

troy

2008-02-25 18:51:34

chuck norris sleeps with anight light. not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris.

Blooobs?

2008-02-06 21:43:19

Was that supposed to make sense?

Liz

2008-01-03 15:12:40

ok lets say that