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Chuck Norris Joke #529

Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.

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Crystle...

2011-11-28 20:43:07

Damn Straiqht... (:

caleb

2011-10-04 10:16:52

chuck norris does not flush the toilet he scares the shit out of it

russian soldier

2011-09-26 22:03:27

chuck norris doesnt lose his virginity he loses everyone elses virginity

dlp

2011-09-24 13:40:58

chuck norris is so brilliant smart phones consult him

dlp

2011-09-24 13:32:25

chuck norris is so fast he has is own time zone

me so AZN

2010-12-04 17:23:24

chuck norris bitch slaps with both hands tied behind his back

SoUth PArK

2010-12-04 17:21:33

wow thats f#####g funny

notAjew

2010-12-04 17:17:30

Chuck Norris slaped Hitler, which affected Jews,which affected catholics, so now most of the world is Christian

Scrotie mcbooger balls

2010-11-22 18:17:12

Chuck Norris can beat a goldfish in a staring contest.

DMO

2010-10-19 11:32:08

Chuck Norris invented black, in fact he invented all colors in the visible spectrum. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Nick

2010-08-21 13:01:04

@ Your Mum - You "spelt" spelled wrong. Idiot.

Micah

2010-08-20 20:57:11

your wrong chuck norris doesnt breathe oxygen. oxygen breathes chuck norris

suz

2010-06-22 21:31:56

Chuck Norris ist in the phone book the phone books in him.

tommer

2010-06-22 10:19:28

chuck norris is the reason why you touch yourself at night

sha

2010-06-03 11:33:44

chuck norris can believe its not butter

phillippp!!!!

2010-05-28 15:10:46

chuck norris is so tough he can gargle peanut butter

Lansfordlows

2010-04-20 17:25:28

70 turned Chuck Norris on Monday

zebo

2010-03-12 16:03:08

Chuck Norris ate 3 75oz steaks in an hour he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

zebo

2010-03-12 16:01:29

Time waits for no one because time is to busy trying to catch Chuck Norris.

Rhys awsome

2009-07-21 15:33:56

"Rhys awsome was demoted for viewing pornographic Web sites more than 780,000 times during office hours over a nine-month period, an official said Friday."

Rhys awsome

2009-07-21 15:31:31

Rhys awsome kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that rhys awsome doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.

rhys awsome

2009-07-21 15:27:05

your bitch from student at kamo high school new zealand whangarei

Pluto

2009-07-21 09:10:23

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. He got it back.

Nick Wilson

2008-04-16 08:21:03

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

Sarah

2008-02-07 07:55:10

chuck norris loves his mountain do

mylez

2008-01-23 20:02:25

chuck norris counted to infinity......twice!

mylez

2008-01-23 20:00:56

the bible used to be call chuck norris and friends

Jordan Curk

2007-10-17 04:47:09

WHEN chuck norris loses his virginity, he can go to wal*mart and buy a nother one

your mum

2007-05-17 19:06:03

u spelt breath wrong you idiot

Ps: your mum

ed moore

2007-03-27 01:47:21

chuck norris is god

fooldramaqueen

2007-03-14 14:02:03

v hahaha v

Michael

2007-03-04 09:55:46

They say crack kills. They lie. Chuck Norris Kills.