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Chuck Norris Joke #527

The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-06-23 02:20:28

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2011-10-08 19:49:17

Chuck norris had three pets. A lizard, a gold fish, and a monkey. To experiment he put his own blood in these animals . Now they are known as Godzilla, Jaws, and King-Kong

YourBlackSon

2011-03-04 06:26:58

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just doesn't have the guts to tell him

chuck chick !!!

2011-03-01 11:37:32

OMW!!! LOL!!!

Dominic

2011-02-21 17:05:54

U can't kick chuck norris's ass he kill u before u even touch

towtow

2010-10-23 13:02:25

that was kinda weird. but it was funny. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:42:46

nice one thingnaquin!

thingnaquin

2010-03-10 07:34:33

if god created man who created chuck norris

oh crap

2010-02-26 17:58:11

Holy crap that a fucking amazing

Mina

2009-08-11 13:33:08

Chuck norris can here silence!

herndon roerig

2008-02-07 07:23:11

I CAN KICK CHUCK NORRIS'S ASS. HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

haha

2008-01-19 13:22:12

yeah, sweating sucks :D