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Chuck Norris Joke #526

When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-07-23 09:11:39

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2014-07-23 09:11:38

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2014-07-23 09:11:37

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2014-04-14 06:36:31

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2014-04-14 06:36:30

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myself

2013-01-24 11:59:19

Chuck Norris when I read your comment I looked behind my shoulder and I got kicked in the face not the ass. XD

Chuck Norris

2012-04-30 09:35:46

Im going to roundhouse kick your ass by the time you read this I will be standing behind you.

chuck norris is a fag

2012-01-21 23:58:10

This joke is so stupid it made me lose 10 IQ just for reading it.

Me

2011-11-05 13:56:41

Pretty good

jordan

2009-10-20 00:14:36

hehehe

Frobro

2007-11-15 07:11:14

haha!! good 1