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Chuck Norris Joke #525

In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.

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2014-04-19 23:13:56

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ethan

2012-09-27 14:27:29

Chuck Norris is monolingual, even though he can speak many languages.

robbietuna

2012-01-18 11:42:32

Does a bear shit in the woods? It does when he sees Chuck Norris

jp nel

2011-11-09 04:24:13

chuck norris does not cut his grass he just dares it to grow

lappy

2011-05-16 21:58:29

chuck norris can kick an ant in the balls

christian martinez

2011-05-16 14:14:13

i can kill chuck norris

Nick Portz

2011-05-16 14:13:25

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. the water gets Chuck Norrised

Alex Moore

2011-05-16 14:11:40

The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris at night.

justin bieber

2011-03-09 15:59:52

if you think u have ur biggest fear then you dont know chuck norris!

lexi

2011-03-09 15:56:17

when chuck norris stands in front of the mirror rhe mirrior shatters because the mirrior knows to never get between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:25:09

We do not advise you not to use him as a floatation device at risk of waking up very confused in a hospital in japan witha foot sized bruise on your face