Chuck Norris Joke #524

Dumbles

2011-01-29 08:58:52

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet with pee...

i met chuck and avioded his kicks

2010-12-20 05:44:44

i wish i was chuck

emh28

2010-12-03 17:37:29

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

bub

2010-05-07 18:12:32

there once was a blind guy walking down the street he stept on chuck norris'foot the blind regained vision but the last thing he saw was a foot

mcastro

2010-04-03 04:05:46

Jesus Chirst resurected bc chuck norris gave him CPR...

mcastro

2010-04-03 04:03:04

Chuck norris had one son... Jack Bauer...

mcastro

2010-04-03 03:59:30

Karma isn't just a bitch.. Karma is chuck norris's biatch

Albuquerque

2010-04-02 17:32:16

LOL Chuck Norris Kicked that William Hummelsund guy, that is why he spells like that

jarlin

2010-02-10 22:06:58

hello, chuck norris me and my cusins like your jokes alot :)

cody hamlin

2009-06-30 06:18:17

chuck ordered a big mac at burger king...and got 1

penelope

2009-03-29 12:24:49

when chuck norris jumps in the ocean he doesnt get wet.the ocean gets chuck norris.

Kevin Alln

2009-03-27 08:14:21

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds

william hummelsund

2009-03-25 14:27:26

Chuck norris once work at fast food restorant.someone ordored the mic chicken and chuck norris take it as a threat.roundhouse kick him at the wall and round house kick the restorant because mc donals as to many fly.

william hummelsund

2009-03-25 14:21:31

Chuck norris jokes

Mr. Crowley

2008-04-14 05:48:19

Chuck Norris doesn't hunt. Hunting may imply failure. Chuck Norris goes KILLING.

Kev-nasty

2008-02-06 20:39:53

Chuck Norris wears his clothes when he showers, they're just so fast you can't see them

Jennifer

2007-12-11 09:17:13

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits.

Jennifer

2007-12-11 09:17:10

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep he waits.

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:48:03

I agree with m1 and as for u . when have u seen Chuck's balls?


-banana slug

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2007-07-05 21:20:42

Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag, he potato sacks

m1

2007-06-05 11:06:43

lucky

bob jackson

2007-05-30 06:33:00

i love all the jokes.

bob jackson

2007-05-30 06:32:27

i love all the jokes