Chuck Norris Joke #522

Holl

2012-12-17 11:33:24

Stop making fun of god he is the most powerfull and Jesus so stop saying chuck Norris is better

D.K

2011-12-20 08:57:45

Lolmaster - I just had to donate my manhood to chuck norris, just so he would not take your life, he did not cause the wars, he is war

lolmaster

2011-12-17 22:20:56

chuck norris thinks the Saw movies are the funniest movies ever.....lol i have another joke chuck norris masturbated 2 times and caused world wars 1 &2 because of it

D.C.

2010-12-15 11:23:48

chuck norris dont like shit talkers

jay

2010-12-15 11:22:48

u have no friends

D.C.

2010-12-15 11:21:20

i like chuck norris, so dez nuts

jay boy

2010-12-15 11:20:35

i like bruce lee

D.C.

2010-12-15 11:19:15

dont worry about Jhett, he'll get roundhouse'd sooner or later. or maybe right at this second.

D.C.

2010-12-15 11:15:05

When chuck norris sends in taxes, he sent in blank forms including a picture of chuck norris crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris never has to send in taxes. EVER !!!!!!!

Reilley

2010-10-16 20:36:47

chuck norris dosent need to brush his teath, his teath knows what happens if there not clean!

Reilley

2010-10-16 20:34:21

what do you get when you mix god with jesus?


you get chuck norris!

A.B

2010-04-20 04:46:02

every time you masturbate chuck norris punches a third world kid in the face

Carlos

2010-03-31 07:44:01

Chuck norris doesn't get aids. Aids gets chuck norris

Chuck norris once ordered a steak at a diner, it did what it was told.

kevin

2010-03-04 19:32:52

chuck norris Can believe its not butter

David

2010-03-04 17:04:18

Chuck norris once punched a horse in the face, now its called a giraffe

tessa

2009-10-03 17:54:59

chuck norris nailed jello to a tree

someone

2009-02-04 15:44:11

ghosts have nightmares about chuck norris

meow

2008-05-09 11:21:18

jesus is the son of chuck norris

Greg

2008-01-14 21:05:52

once chuck norris shot a plane down by pointing and saying bang

whats behind chuck norrises beard? another fist

Vassman

2008-01-02 16:54:58

Chuck Norris does not eat breakfast because he eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Richard

2007-12-10 20:18:44

I got a good one - Jesus is Chuck Norris brother -