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Chuck Norris Joke #521

Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.

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Chuck Norris

2012-01-13 07:52:47

PS i am a assassin of movie stars

snuffy

2012-01-06 20:13:35

i luv adam lambert suckers ps im miley cyrus

me

2011-11-11 16:54:02

c' not f':)

???

2011-08-27 18:20:32

lysol kills 99.9 % of germs Chuck Norris kills 100%

billy

2010-11-24 22:44:19

chuck norris makes bart eat his shorts

billy

2010-11-24 22:41:52

chuck norris gave birth to himself

billy

2010-11-24 22:40:12

chuck norris could have built rome in a day

billy

2010-11-24 22:39:33

why did john denver leave on a jet plane? to get away from chuck norris.

billy

2010-11-24 22:35:18

every force has an equal and opposite force.. unless you are chuck norris.

Mark

2010-11-14 21:38:16

How to solve the illegal immigration issue? Have Chuck Noris announce that he is going to deal with it! in Spanish.

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Paul E Klonowski

2010-11-14 16:22:45

Chuck Norris can start a fire with 2 ice cubes!!

Paul E Klonowski

2010-11-14 16:18:29

Chuck Norris invented ground beef when he tossed a cow into a chain-linked fence!!

0pokn

2010-01-18 20:17:41

he dnt need a gun

Brandon Divis

2008-02-23 20:37:49

Chuck Norris slees with a pillow under his gun. Oh yes, It's true.

blair godfrey

2007-09-03 17:47:24

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