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Chuck Norris Joke #520

Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

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2014-02-24 03:47:49

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matthew

2012-11-29 16:14:36

chuck norris's dauter lost her vigenity he got it c
back

dave

2012-10-31 09:03:20

if a plane crashed in chuck norris's backyard, where would you bury the survivors? anywhere chuck norris tells you to!

Astro Oid

2012-10-28 15:47:36

Chuck Norris does not drink fruit punch. He eats the fruit whole, then his stomach punches it up for him.

Astro Oid

2012-10-28 15:18:01

If Chuck Norris punches you in the face, one of 2 things will happen.1, His fist imprint will be in your face forever, or 2, you will die. If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you in the face, you will die. Period.

Chuck beater

2012-03-09 19:33:50

Chuck and Novian can shut up nothing came before God

will

2012-01-17 14:16:55

which is faster than the speed of light

nunya fuckin business

2011-12-18 16:34:23

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other for a bet... the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants

McElla

2011-11-06 18:53:51

haha there all funny

Rion

2011-09-30 03:16:02

Chuck Norris once beat a man to death, then beat him back to life.

Jj

2011-09-20 14:56:08

Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land

NorrisChuck

2011-09-10 03:28:09

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He beats it fair and square.

Roflmao

2011-04-26 20:19:01

Chuck Norris killed two rocks with one bird.

AWESOME.

2011-02-22 11:41:36

Chuck Norris peed in a gas tank of a semi-truck... That truck is now Optimus Prime

your daddy

2011-02-10 17:18:24

IF chuck norris punched you, you would thank him.

random

2010-09-15 21:35:31

super mans thoughts ...its a bird its a plane oh wait its chuck norris...im so totaly outa here!!!

chuck the body

2010-09-13 02:30:59

The dark is afraid of chuck norris.

chuck

2010-09-13 02:29:45

chuck norris is chuck norris's daddy.

hunter

2010-07-12 04:54:43

god cant kill Chuck Norris made god

Caleb

2010-04-15 07:37:11

Chuck norris smoked... Under water

Caleb

2010-04-15 07:35:38

Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in

Ryan

2010-02-24 21:08:41

Solar wind is caused when Chuck Norris bends over.

Ryan

2010-02-24 21:06:48

Chuck Norris once shat a brick, turned around and said " Wow, those things always go right through me!"

stoney

2010-01-26 16:21:12

chuck norris cant have kids. how can sperm survive in balls of steel.

Your Mother

2010-01-26 15:22:52

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris supports YOU!

Matt

2009-09-24 19:41:22

If Chuck Norris is going to be late, Time better slow the fuck down.

me

2009-09-24 18:16:25

chuck norris lost his viginity before his dad did

Jack

2009-09-24 05:01:31

Dragons breathe fire. Chuck Norris breathes dragons.

me

2009-01-31 17:36:40

chuck norris can light a fire....under water

us

2009-01-31 17:34:15

when chuck norris speeds other people get hurt

man

2008-02-24 16:08:14

once chuck norris ate a brownie...ZOMG

OG

2007-10-16 18:06:30

Chuck Norris went to visit the Virgin Islands. When he left it was just the Islands.

mark

2007-08-21 00:39:50

chuck norris doesnt deploy to iraq, iraq deploys to chuck norris.

Novian

2007-08-19 12:58:24

Chuck Norris is so tough when god said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please"

hi

2007-03-30 18:51:57

hiiiii