Chuck Norris Joke #520
Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.
Comments:
matthew
2012-11-29 16:14:36
chuck norris's dauter lost her vigenity he got it c
back
dave
2012-10-31 09:03:20
if a plane crashed in chuck norris's backyard, where would you bury the survivors? anywhere chuck norris tells you to!
Astro Oid
2012-10-28 15:47:36
Chuck Norris does not drink fruit punch. He eats the fruit whole, then his stomach punches it up for him.
Astro Oid
2012-10-28 15:18:01
If Chuck Norris punches you in the face, one of 2 things will happen.1, His fist imprint will be in your face forever, or 2, you will die. If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you in the face, you will die. Period.
Chuck beater
2012-03-09 19:33:50
Chuck and Novian can shut up nothing came before God
will
2012-01-17 14:16:55
which is faster than the speed of light
nunya fuckin business
2011-12-18 16:34:23
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other for a bet... the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
McElla
2011-11-06 18:53:51
haha there all funny
Rion
2011-09-30 03:16:02
Chuck Norris once beat a man to death, then beat him back to life.
Jj
2011-09-20 14:56:08
Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land
NorrisChuck
2011-09-10 03:28:09
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He beats it fair and square.
Roflmao
2011-04-26 20:19:01
Chuck Norris killed two rocks with one bird.
AWESOME.
2011-02-22 11:41:36
Chuck Norris peed in a gas tank of a semi-truck... That truck is now Optimus Prime
your daddy
2011-02-10 17:18:24
IF chuck norris punched you, you would thank him.
random
2010-09-15 21:35:31
super mans thoughts ...its a bird its a plane oh wait its chuck norris...im so totaly outa here!!!
chuck the body
2010-09-13 02:30:59
The dark is afraid of chuck norris.
chuck
2010-09-13 02:29:45
chuck norris is chuck norris's daddy.
hunter
2010-07-12 04:54:43
god cant kill Chuck Norris made god
Caleb
2010-04-15 07:37:11
Chuck norris smoked... Under water
Caleb
2010-04-15 07:35:38
Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in
Ryan
2010-02-24 21:08:41
Solar wind is caused when Chuck Norris bends over.
Ryan
2010-02-24 21:06:48
Chuck Norris once shat a brick, turned around and said " Wow, those things always go right through me!"
stoney
2010-01-26 16:21:12
chuck norris cant have kids. how can sperm survive in balls of steel.
Your Mother
2010-01-26 15:22:52
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris supports YOU!
Matt
2009-09-24 19:41:22
If Chuck Norris is going to be late, Time better slow the fuck down.
me
2009-09-24 18:16:25
chuck norris lost his viginity before his dad did
Jack
2009-09-24 05:01:31
Dragons breathe fire. Chuck Norris breathes dragons.
me
2009-01-31 17:36:40
chuck norris can light a fire....under water
us
2009-01-31 17:34:15
when chuck norris speeds other people get hurt
man
2008-02-24 16:08:14
once chuck norris ate a brownie...ZOMG
OG
2007-10-16 18:06:30
Chuck Norris went to visit the Virgin Islands. When he left it was just the Islands.
mark
2007-08-21 00:39:50
chuck norris doesnt deploy to iraq, iraq deploys to chuck norris.
Novian
2007-08-19 12:58:24
Chuck Norris is so tough when god said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
hi
2007-03-30 18:51:57
hiiiii