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Chuck Norris Joke #52

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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Carlos Spicyweiner

2012-10-23 17:24:02

Chuck Norris told Darth Vader "I am your father."

TrollarchCEO

2012-08-20 11:10:55

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chuck Norris

demonhunterspn

2011-09-05 12:39:40

God made the crack of your ass so Chuck Norris would have a place for his foot.

logan!

2011-08-30 14:26:07

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad the scientist will never get him to cry.

ChuckNorris

2011-07-19 07:14:04

I iz big ppl ho type lyke this is scared lolololol!

brian

2011-04-05 17:13:37

Chuck norris does not cut his lawn. Chuck norris scares his lawn to be emo and cut itself.

james

2011-01-24 14:05:45

chuck Norris does not have to mow is lawn cuz he dares it to grow

billy

2009-09-27 12:01:07

chuck norris can't swallow a gallon of milk in an hour- he can't find milk brave enough

Ataloahhh

2009-09-19 20:58:46

chuck norris is strong.

NO NAME DUDE

2009-02-25 16:22:51

not funny

Tony

2008-08-18 07:57:31

Must have been one helluva resilient waitress :D

Santo

2008-02-01 17:59:27

Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

sonny

2007-10-05 09:10:45

chuck norris is so inteligent he can speak in braile

kathy Crawford

2007-06-26 11:06:09

Can you send me chuck norris jokes to me.

Jared Wolney

2007-04-29 19:24:47

Chuck Norris' penis is so big, it has its own penis. And even that one is much bigger than yours!