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Chuck Norris Joke #518

Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!

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Sean

2013-07-01 17:57:49

Chuck Norris is so fearless he's said hello to Tony Montana's little friend

Alex

2013-07-01 17:55:44

Chuck Norris is not hard! He's the hardest.

Alex

2013-07-01 17:50:03

Chuck Norris can balance Thor's mighty hammer on his nose!

HahaDERP

2011-11-29 08:53:34

Chuck norris once ate a turtle whole when he shit that turtle out it was six feet tall and had learned karate

fireblast557

2011-06-06 02:45:26

alien vs predator was originally gonna be alien and predator vs chuck norris, but they decided that no one would pay ten or so bucks to watch a film that goes for a minute, with the obvious winner being chuck norris

fireblast557

2011-06-06 02:43:07

jesus can walk on water... chuck norris can swim through land

MrMoneyclips

2011-05-06 00:38:02

If you stare at the American flag long enough a 3-D image of Chuck Norris appears.

MrMoneyclips

2011-05-06 00:35:06

The Lost City of Atlantis was actually a sandcastle that Chuck Norris built when he was 5.

ruben

2011-02-25 21:26:29

turtles arent fast but when they see chuck norris coming they c an run faster than a cheeta

ruben

2011-02-25 21:15:18

a long time ago chuck norris kicked a mountain. This is why volcanoes bleed lava

ruben

2011-02-25 20:58:54

chuck norris punched a rock unconcious. ever since, rocks cant move

ruben

2011-02-25 20:53:11

santa clause doesnt exist because he parked his reigndeer in the roof of chuck norris house

ruben

2011-02-25 20:43:17

chuck norris teared his way out of his mom's vagina

ruben

2011-02-25 20:36:39

chuck norris is the reason why dinosaurs are extinct

chuckie

2011-02-25 14:35:02

chuck norris is so scary he put the boogeyman out of bisnuss.

chuckie

2011-02-25 14:31:31

the amazon rain forest was the biggest forest in the world thats before chuck norris was born with so much pubic hair around his dick

chuckie

2011-02-25 14:29:08

a rocket is the fastest thing man has ever built but the only thing that travells faster is chuck norris's sperms

chuckie

2011-02-25 14:24:34

chuck norris does not use viagra to get his dick erected or up he uses jump start wires that are used for cars

chuckie

2011-02-25 14:19:58

when chuck norris blows his nose he does not use a tissue he uses a bed sheet.

chuckie

2011-02-25 14:17:06

chuck norris's sperms are so strong that they started HIV.

chuckie

2011-02-25 14:15:12

chuck norris killed three guys with one bullet and no gun

chuckie

2011-02-25 14:09:36

people say the devil's name is Lucifer well it's wrong it's chuck norris

chuckie

2011-02-25 14:04:06

there is a legend about a box that contains all the worlds power called Pandora's box, once opened it will release all the worlds distruction,thats a lie there is no box chuck norris is Pandora and he will bring the worlds distruction.

chuckie

2011-02-25 13:58:20

a horse enters the world wide competition for the largest dick
. the announcer reads out the places in third place a bull, in second place the horse and first place chuck norris

THE NAZI'S ARE COMIN

2011-02-25 07:20:23

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. 8D -Vanessa Saracino

You Momma

2011-02-25 07:18:40

Chuck Noriss can strange you with a cordless phone. :'D

chaka kon

2011-02-02 14:36:51

G6 is like Chuck Norris

Daphne

2010-02-09 18:27:54

chuck norris knows victoria's secret

drew

2008-07-31 08:22:47

chuck Norris
sleeps with guys, not because he's gay but because he has not met a woman that could take his led sperm

delmonyay

2008-02-09 21:41:49

Guns dont kill people Chuck Norris does.

willis

2007-11-16 14:03:26

I am willis

rocky

2007-10-14 13:39:56

chuck norris is what willis was talking about