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HahaDERP
2011-11-29 08:53:34
Chuck norris once ate a turtle whole when he shit that turtle out it was six feet tall and had learned karate
fireblast557
2011-06-06 02:45:26
alien vs predator was originally gonna be alien and predator vs chuck norris, but they decided that no one would pay ten or so bucks to watch a film that goes for a minute, with the obvious winner being chuck norris
fireblast557
2011-06-06 02:43:07
jesus can walk on water... chuck norris can swim through land
MrMoneyclips
2011-05-06 00:38:02
If you stare at the American flag long enough a 3-D image of Chuck Norris appears.
MrMoneyclips
2011-05-06 00:35:06
The Lost City of Atlantis was actually a sandcastle that Chuck Norris built when he was 5.
ruben
2011-02-25 21:26:29
turtles arent fast but when they see chuck norris coming they c an run faster than a cheeta
ruben
2011-02-25 21:15:18
a long time ago chuck norris kicked a mountain. This is why volcanoes bleed lava
ruben
2011-02-25 20:58:54
chuck norris punched a rock unconcious. ever since, rocks cant move
ruben
2011-02-25 20:53:11
santa clause doesnt exist because he parked his reigndeer in the roof of chuck norris house
ruben
2011-02-25 20:43:17
chuck norris teared his way out of his mom's vagina
ruben
2011-02-25 20:36:39
chuck norris is the reason why dinosaurs are extinct
chuckie
2011-02-25 14:35:02
chuck norris is so scary he put the boogeyman out of bisnuss.
chuckie
2011-02-25 14:31:31
the amazon rain forest was the biggest forest in the world thats before chuck norris was born with so much pubic hair around his dick
chuckie
2011-02-25 14:29:08
a rocket is the fastest thing man has ever built but the only thing that travells faster is chuck norris's sperms
chuckie
2011-02-25 14:24:34
chuck norris does not use viagra to get his dick erected or up he uses jump start wires that are used for cars
chuckie
2011-02-25 14:19:58
when chuck norris blows his nose he does not use a tissue he uses a bed sheet.
chuckie
2011-02-25 14:17:06
chuck norris's sperms are so strong that they started HIV.
chuckie
2011-02-25 14:15:12
chuck norris killed three guys with one bullet and no gun
chuckie
2011-02-25 14:09:36
people say the devil's name is Lucifer well it's wrong it's chuck norris
chuckie
2011-02-25 14:04:06
there is a legend about a box that contains all the worlds power called Pandora's box, once opened it will release all the worlds distruction,thats a lie there is no box chuck norris is Pandora and he will bring the worlds distruction.
chuckie
2011-02-25 13:58:20
a horse enters the world wide competition for the largest dick
. the announcer reads out the places in third place a bull, in second place the horse and first place chuck norris
THE NAZI'S ARE COMIN
2011-02-25 07:20:23
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. 8D -Vanessa Saracino
You Momma
2011-02-25 07:18:40
Chuck Noriss can strange you with a cordless phone. :'D
chaka kon
2011-02-02 14:36:51
G6 is like Chuck Norris
Daphne
2010-02-09 18:27:54
chuck norris knows victoria's secret
drew
2008-07-31 08:22:47
chuck Norris
sleeps with guys, not because he's gay but because he has not met a woman that could take his led sperm
delmonyay
2008-02-09 21:41:49
Guns dont kill people Chuck Norris does.
willis
2007-11-16 14:03:26
I am willis
rocky
2007-10-14 13:39:56
chuck norris is what willis was talking about