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Chuck Norris Joke #517

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

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Fern

2012-01-08 01:10:31

That would be a HOLY COW.

Dom

2011-12-23 15:29:57

a bullet proof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection

Bob

2011-11-09 16:22:01

A grizzly bear once tried to hurt Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris then showed him the fist and the bear immediately started to eat itself, because it was the less painful way to die.

Kamber

2011-11-09 16:20:27

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.

Gale

2011-11-09 16:19:44

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Bennie

2011-11-09 16:18:33

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Dante

2011-05-31 15:27:27

When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity,he went to the asshole's home and got it back.

Kamal

2010-11-23 18:59:19

Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.

Kamal

2010-11-23 18:58:21

When you say “no one is perfect”, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Kamal

2010-11-23 18:56:39

Chuck Norris doesn't know french but he can teach you the language.

Kamal

2010-11-23 18:54:51

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Kamal

2010-11-23 18:51:47

Chuck Norris can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes

Kamal

2010-11-23 18:51:02

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Kamal

2010-11-23 18:49:05

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

Kamal

2010-11-23 18:47:48

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is just pushing the earth down.

Kamal

2010-11-23 18:46:25

Dead Sea is called so, because once Chuck Norris killed it.

oz

2010-11-01 17:44:00

chuck norris once visited the virgin islands...now they're just the islands

duamlnl

2010-05-12 06:21:38

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

Joe Cleveland

2010-05-11 13:44:03

There is no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

qwer

2010-05-02 07:26:43

stupid!

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:02:21

I agree

-banana slug

bob

2007-04-20 11:27:10

funny