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Chuck Norris Joke #515

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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Darian

2012-10-22 10:08:09

The first giraffe was made when Chuck Norris upper cutted a horse.

Anonymous

2012-05-02 10:32:24

Hand soaps kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants to.

mr doc super ultre senior turtle face mic micdonalds

2011-12-24 07:41:42

this joke is fucking gay

shut up you ugly plps!!!SHIT

2011-06-01 18:16:55

then he roundhouse kicks them
in the face and kills em.
rose died the day after she was baptisted
she was73

Corneleusbob

2011-01-14 20:52:07

Chuck Norris can speak brail

rose

2010-12-29 20:43:31

That's just stupid

Chuck Norris

2010-12-23 06:54:20

The make sence finley and eat a popsicle

brandon

2010-12-18 18:29:33

sadam husane was found in a hole in iraq actually chuck norris round house kicked sadam husane in kansas to the surface of iraq

addicted2music21

2010-05-03 05:37:05

When Chuck Norris does Push-ups he doesnt pull himself up... HE PUSHES THE EARTH DOWN!!!

Nathan

2010-03-12 18:30:45

Under Chuck Norris's beard is not a chin, it's just another fist!

alex

2010-03-09 01:16:02

random

finley

2009-12-26 12:17:49

these do not make sence AT ALL people come the flip on!

Mark

2008-09-07 10:51:40

Awesome

Ryan & Sharpy

2007-11-19 06:07:59

excellent