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Chuck Norris Joke #514

Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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cyric

2012-08-09 09:39:46

chuck norris died 20 years ago death just hasent got the balls to tell him so.

Justin

2012-05-25 15:05:22

Chuck Norris' penis is so big,that it has it's own penis and it's still bigger than yours.

oscar

2012-01-22 06:07:46

2 rode side chuck norrises killed 2 bombs

jackster

2011-01-16 19:42:14

chuck norris once one a poker contest with a 2 of spades a joker a red card from uno and a monopoly get out of jail free card

KlackerlOl

2010-08-28 19:52:26

Chuck norris invented the weekends

You Know!?

2010-08-09 00:47:39

Chuck Norris would get a tramp stamp :D

You Know?!

2010-08-09 00:44:55

It wasn't the Terrorist that hit the twin towers, Chuck Norris was just throwing paper air planes ;)

You know?!

2010-08-09 00:42:25

Its not Global warming, Chuck Norris got cold and turned the sun up :)

unknown

2010-01-16 19:07:29

Chuck Norris doesnt mow his grass, he stands at the window and dares it to grow

sawyer

2010-01-03 15:14:00

win chuck noris gose hunting he dosint hunt the dear the dear hunts him

Cory

2009-10-06 22:37:23

when you see chuck norris with a man its not because he is gay, but because he ran out of women

H3L1CHR0M3

2009-10-06 16:22:14

They say Jesus can walk on water. Well Chuck Norris can swim through land!

I am Chuck Norris

2009-09-01 21:51:01

Heres a good joke
Kevin Rudd once said to Chuck Norris, 'Fair shake of the sauce bottle mate.' Chuck Norris then proceeded to shove the sauce bottle up his ass and roundhouse kick him in the face.

John McNaughtan - Lyons

2007-11-17 08:03:22

The Earth spins from a constant barrage of roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris.

bill

2007-11-13 06:00:02

when chuck norris was born the ice age came back

bobby

2007-11-13 05:57:14

there are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq. Chuck norris lives in oklahoma.

Ilovebeer

2007-10-23 19:58:57

Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar together. The bar then exploded because not a single building can handle that much awesomeness.

Josh

2007-08-04 00:42:30

The bombs dropped on Japan didn't end the war, a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris did.