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Chuck Norris Joke #513

On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.

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Gingy

2013-05-19 17:27:56

Chuck Norris traveled the world in right seconds

tyrone gayy

2012-10-29 11:33:38

You know why the devil is in hell becuz chuck norris sent him there

Justin

2011-12-31 09:58:04

I thought Chuck Norris was stupid, but then I took a kick to the knee.

john

2011-11-11 19:10:09

chuck norris aint gay the miz is gay

james

2011-09-25 16:46:25

2 many death jokes stop being funny

lol

2011-07-02 16:32:34

chuck norris is the reason im born

Reb

2011-07-02 14:16:54

Chuck Norris is the reason the Terminator hasn't been back.

Reb

2011-07-02 13:57:59

Chuck Norris is the reason the Devil went down to Georgia.

Chuck Norris is the reason the lights went out in Georgia.

Reb

2011-07-02 13:53:28

Kanye West was Kanye East before he was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

Reb

2011-07-02 13:09:28

50 cent was known as 20 dollar until Chuck Norris gave him a roundhouse kick.

Reb

2011-07-02 13:08:13

Chuck Norris sits baby in a corner.

JRS94

2011-05-27 21:51:56

Chuck Norris made Johnny Cash go broke.

BeatAllHalos

2010-11-18 18:14:00

2012 nibiru defences:

3. laser

2. yoda

1. throw chuck norris at that hunk o' rock!

Rhett

2010-09-29 21:38:15

Jesus walkes on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land

Jordan

2010-07-14 16:23:32

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks so powerfull....its seen from space from the naked eye

jayson

2010-04-20 17:19:26

chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eye

mindy

2010-04-01 13:16:28

GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
wow that wass the gayyest thing that i ever herd bout chuck!

Itsme

2009-12-25 17:51:04

Now that was a stupid joke!!!!!!

Mark

2009-03-04 15:15:12

Everyday is Valentine's? LOL

Only Chuck can....

Kiltro

2008-01-01 00:55:43

Silak's joke corrected:

In his free time, Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters. And by knit I mean kick. And by sweaters, I mean babies.

silak

2007-10-08 11:38:39

chuck norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time... and by kint i meen kick and by kick i meen babies

William R

2007-07-05 17:34:10

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a nintey year old woman because he'd heard she 'used a Walker".

Jakub

2007-05-18 21:02:51

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus