Chuck Norris Joke #513
On Valentine's Day, Chuck Norris gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Chuck Norris believes every day should be Valentine's Day.
Comments:
tyrone gayy
2012-10-29 11:33:38
You know why the devil is in hell becuz chuck norris sent him there
Justin
2011-12-31 09:58:04
I thought Chuck Norris was stupid, but then I took a kick to the knee.
john
2011-11-11 19:10:09
chuck norris aint gay the miz is gay
james
2011-09-25 16:46:25
2 many death jokes stop being funny
lol
2011-07-02 16:32:34
chuck norris is the reason im born
Reb
2011-07-02 14:16:54
Chuck Norris is the reason the Terminator hasn't been back.
Reb
2011-07-02 13:57:59
Chuck Norris is the reason the Devil went down to Georgia.
Chuck Norris is the reason the lights went out in Georgia.
Reb
2011-07-02 13:53:28
Kanye West was Kanye East before he was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Reb
2011-07-02 13:09:28
50 cent was known as 20 dollar until Chuck Norris gave him a roundhouse kick.
Reb
2011-07-02 13:08:13
Chuck Norris sits baby in a corner.
JRS94
2011-05-27 21:51:56
Chuck Norris made Johnny Cash go broke.
BeatAllHalos
2010-11-18 18:14:00
2012 nibiru defences:
3. laser
2. yoda
1. throw chuck norris at that hunk o' rock!
Rhett
2010-09-29 21:38:15
Jesus walkes on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land
Jordan
2010-07-14 16:23:32
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks so powerfull....its seen from space from the naked eye
jayson
2010-04-20 17:19:26
chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eye
mindy
2010-04-01 13:16:28
GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
wow that wass the gayyest thing that i ever herd bout chuck!
Itsme
2009-12-25 17:51:04
Now that was a stupid joke!!!!!!
Mark
2009-03-04 15:15:12
Everyday is Valentine's? LOL
Only Chuck can....
Kiltro
2008-01-01 00:55:43
Silak's joke corrected:
In his free time, Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters. And by knit I mean kick. And by sweaters, I mean babies.
silak
2007-10-08 11:38:39
chuck norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time... and by kint i meen kick and by kick i meen babies
William R
2007-07-05 17:34:10
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a nintey year old woman because he'd heard she 'used a Walker".
Jakub
2007-05-18 21:02:51
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus