Chuck Norris Joke #51

Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 03:56:08

in order for it to be a work of fiction, they had to draw him buff and change his charicter name to Brock Sampson.

brady

2012-06-28 13:40:52

If you lie to Chuck Norris, two things will happen.

1. your pants will literally be on fire.
2. he will roundhouse kick you in every part of your body.

sky

2012-02-08 13:30:45

chuck norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi truck as a joke....... that truck is now known as optumis prime.

isaak

2012-01-14 18:50:59

chuck norris has already been to mars thats why theres no sign of life

svchost.exe

2011-12-17 13:10:23

chuck norris tears cure cancer too bad he never cries

JOHN

2011-11-19 13:10:39

IT WILL BE EASIER TO CUTT CHUCK NORRIS'S FACE OFF HIS BEARD THAN TO CUTT THE BEARD OFF HIS FACE

Elliot

2011-09-20 08:13:23

The REAL reason why Hitler killed himself was because he found out Chuck Norris was Jewish

kyle

2011-05-22 19:37:37

god walks on water. chuck norris swims through land

Dan

2011-03-09 06:44:36

Chuk Norris is Gods father

Billy Bob

2011-02-13 14:16:31

They tried to make chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn't take crap from NO ONE!

cody

2011-01-10 11:28:44

chuck norrises tears can cure cancer too bad he never cries

BEN

2010-12-05 03:51:06

chuck norris round house kick horses and now they are giraffes

katie

2010-12-01 12:15:43

Fact: only Chuck norris can kick the back of your face.

X

2010-09-19 10:53:50

The Bermuda triangle used to be the Bermuda square, but Chuck Norris kicked of a corner.

elise

2010-05-04 23:31:20

chuck norris doesnt need a watch, he decide what time it is.

jack

2007-12-20 19:32:24

When Chuck norris spits out watermelon seeds he puts a machine gun to shame