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Chuck Norris Joke #508

Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Paul

2014-04-14 07:05:53

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table, there's only one element - surprise.

Ryan

2012-06-11 04:34:29

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Ryan

2012-06-11 04:33:21

Chuck Norris daughter once lost her virginity. Chuck Norris got it back!!

ricky

2012-04-24 12:42:31

Chuck norris died this morning but his ok now !!

Steve

2011-04-01 08:23:35

When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Klacker lOl

2010-05-31 19:50:07

actually their only supposed to be funny if they are ironic, strange, or just plain contradictory.
if ya gonna pick on bob do it correctly
~@isaac

isaac

2010-04-02 16:08:38

dude none of these jokes make sense bob. thats why they are funny...... learn to laugh a little.

bob

2010-01-27 13:51:43

doesnt make sense idiot...

Zach

2009-12-11 14:44:28

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. To bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry!

ben

2008-12-23 12:20:56

every night when the boogey man goes 2 sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris

ben

2008-12-23 12:19:04

if you spell chuck norris wrong in google it will not say "did you mean chuck norris" it will say " run while you still have the chance

ben

2008-12-23 12:15:13

chuck norris can drown a fish

Mrs. Norris

2007-07-23 18:24:41

And it's HOT too.