Chuck Norris Joke #507
When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame.
Comments:
lovethewayyoulie
2011-12-16 18:12:39
chuck norris is so awesome all he has to do is look at a basket-ball and i jumps in the hoop for him.
jp4
2011-05-22 10:18:16
Earthquakes just don't Chuck Norris is burping
jp4
2011-05-22 10:14:16
Chuck Norris wasn't born was so awsome that he had to be made
jp4
2011-05-22 10:07:39
Chuck Norris dosen't look under his bed for the Boogieman the Booogieman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Thomaz
2011-02-07 15:01:57
"Chuck Norris asked a BigMac in Burger King and he was treated."
"Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he gives a CNRhK( Chuck Norris Round house Kick) at his face. After all the only thing that might to hurt is even his."
Russell
2010-11-17 13:58:14
Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier. With his fist!
matthew
2010-11-09 19:16:30
this website is awesome
THAPELO
2010-05-08 02:39:52
chuck norris looks me, i wonder why cuz m Chuck Dozer