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Chuck Norris Joke #507

When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

lovethewayyoulie

2011-12-16 18:12:39

chuck norris is so awesome all he has to do is look at a basket-ball and i jumps in the hoop for him.

jp4

2011-05-22 10:18:16

Earthquakes just don't Chuck Norris is burping

jp4

2011-05-22 10:14:16

Chuck Norris wasn't born was so awsome that he had to be made

jp4

2011-05-22 10:07:39

Chuck Norris dosen't look under his bed for the Boogieman the Booogieman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Thomaz

2011-02-07 15:01:57

"Chuck Norris asked a BigMac in Burger King and he was treated."

"Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he gives a CNRhK( Chuck Norris Round house Kick) at his face. After all the only thing that might to hurt is even his."

Russell

2010-11-17 13:58:14

Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier. With his fist!

matthew

2010-11-09 19:16:30

this website is awesome

THAPELO

2010-05-08 02:39:52

chuck norris looks me, i wonder why cuz m Chuck Dozer