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Chuck Norris Joke #506

The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris.

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gg

2012-05-04 09:30:22

like i did ur mom

cory

2010-11-09 20:10:51

chuck norris can unscramble an egg

Klacker lOl

2010-05-31 19:53:28

i have posted plenty of times on this website it ain't bout chuck norris, no matter how awesome or completely more man than any of us will ever be, its bout BEAR GRYLLS

Klacker lOl

2010-05-31 19:51:11

but if we traded the military for chuck norris that would mean that we would have to fear part of our government :p

taip

2010-04-19 16:34:06

ping chuck norris 266.266.266.266 -t
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Isaias

2009-09-18 22:05:10

My dads friend just painted one of his houses here in Texas. That's kinda of cool.

oookkk......

2009-04-27 13:21:45

chuck norris is a martial arts teacher......i tink he is.....he is famous for his round-house kick......now i will call him to get him to roundhouse kick u!lets see.....123-456-7890

BigMacBilly

2008-07-04 07:02:00

why the hell are you at a chuck norris site if u dont know who chuck norris is?!?!

meow

2008-05-09 11:20:12

chuck norris smokes weed with me =]

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2008-03-19 18:27:48

WHO THE HELL IS CHUCK NORRIS!?!?!?!1@@@@@

casey

2007-11-20 05:50:25

once while roundhouse kicking some one chuck norris lost his right testicle and lauched it into space. we know know this by its scientific name, jupiter

asdasda

2007-10-25 11:13:09

matt u mean

"The water gets chuck norris"?

Matthew

2007-06-04 23:55:28

That is funny. Heres another chuck norris joke.
When Chuck jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets chucked.
Matt T.