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Chuck Norris Joke #504

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

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colin

2013-03-09 19:12:13

once chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a 18 wheeler and now that 18 wheeler is known as optimus prime

megleeky

2012-04-17 16:42:18

Chuck norris doesnt need facebook. When his friends made him mad, he roundhouse kicked them into the internet. (which he has stored in his brain.)

bobette

2012-02-04 22:01:33

chuck norris can stragnle you eith a cordless phone
chuck norris can drown a fish
chuck norris can break wolverines claws with his beard :) powned

gerry

2011-12-13 15:12:28

chuck norris can swim on land

lemurman

2011-10-09 18:28:50

chuck norris can cut a hot knife with butter

Cyborge

2011-05-28 23:34:44

chuck norris is so tough,that radioactive waste dosen't mutate chuck norris,chuck norris mutates radioctive waste.

Rick

2011-05-28 13:44:48

scientists have recently discovered that chuck norris's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately chuck norris has never cried.

Kitty

2011-03-02 07:10:18

Chuck Norris doesn't have Twitter because NO ONE FOLLOWS CHUCK NORRIS.

the guy

2011-02-26 19:38:50

chuck norris doesnt need twitter hes allready following u

eli

2010-12-02 07:43:33

fire is warned not to play with chuck norris

Galeforce

2010-02-19 10:44:33

Chuck Norris abducts aliens and sucks the blood of vampires!

Matt s

2010-01-06 09:33:01

chuck norris is so strong he can melt heat and frezze ice

fat asss jill

2009-12-05 12:43:39

CHUCK NORRIS CAN DELETE THE RECYCLEING BIN

Billy

2008-04-17 12:04:06

RCP that wasnt that good but the reast of them r good

rcp

2008-03-24 21:43:41

chuck norris can believe it's not butter

j. lee

2007-10-17 04:49:57

The Titanic wasn't crushed by an ice berg. Chuck norris just went for a swim.

zac banas

2007-05-14 13:52:17

the chief export of chuck norris is pain

Andrew Austin

2007-03-20 11:03:54

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag people, he potatoe sacks them