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Chuck Norris Joke #502

Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.

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Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 03:48:05

God created the rapture to stop chuck norris from winning agianst the devil.

fucked up

2011-05-28 11:00:04

the reason jesus came back is because chuck norris was waiting for him in heaven

Flog

2011-01-15 17:53:52

no. I am.

mc

2010-11-24 11:19:32

chuck norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

rico

2010-03-29 16:18:18

great jokes

tc

2009-11-04 07:41:20

the dalai lama hopes for reincarnation...as chuck norris

tc

2009-11-04 07:39:27

chuck norris can believe its not butter

tc

2009-11-04 07:37:19

chuck norris can set jellyfish with a stare

tc

2009-11-04 07:36:32

superman wears his underpants outside his trousers so people can see he isnt chuck norris

tc

2009-11-04 07:27:39

chuck norris farts black holes

tc

2009-11-04 07:24:57

as a precaution all cats in chuck norris neighbourhood get extra lives.still doesnt protect them

tc

2009-11-04 07:23:08

chuck norris abducts aliens

:)

2009-10-03 18:19:34

chuck norris destroyed the periodic table...because chuck norris only recognizes the element of suprise

hmmmmm

2009-10-03 18:16:16

chuck norris's show is called walker. texas ranger. because chuck norris doesn't run