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Chuck Norris Joke #501

Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.

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2014-06-19 05:12:50

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2014-06-19 05:12:49

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Godlovesyou

2013-02-27 05:44:37

you keep making fun of jesus. its not funny, and im telling Chuck Norris, you should know christ said 'i go now, and Chucks in charge dont bad mouth me.

big blue

2012-03-14 20:08:06

how much wood could a chuck norris chuck wood if chuck could chuck norris wood

big blue

2012-03-14 20:08:00

how much wood could a chuck norris chuck wood if chuck could chuck norris wood

Jopie

2011-02-24 03:40:21

Chuck norris is the maker..

Jack

2011-01-14 06:00:29

i think that the reason jesus was fine about being crucified was because he could deal with the fear of chuck norris anymore.

piet

2011-01-14 03:34:48

hey chuck your jokes about Jesus isn't funny. Don't joke like that with your maker. He might just do something about it.......

chuck

2011-01-13 18:39:39

jesus can walk on water chucknorris can swim on land

Domnik

2007-12-10 14:46:17

Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.

chuck norris punching bag

2007-08-08 11:45:59

when god said let their be light chuck norris said say please

Anita

2007-05-27 11:47:47

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Anita Clay

2007-05-27 11:47:14

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

yo mamma

2007-04-24 22:03:34

that was a gay joke