Chuck Norris Joke #496
Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
Comments:
Kierstin.
2012-02-07 15:37:35
Chuck Norris gave a girl a boner.
hehe
2010-09-13 17:27:13
thats just dumb
lol dude
2009-02-25 16:20:54
i also agree with chris
banana slug
2007-08-09 12:29:09
I agree with Chris
-banana slug
yea
2007-03-30 18:41:13
Holy crap you answered fast!!! The great wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chris Runkle
2007-03-22 05:05:10
no this is just not funny