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Chuck Norris Joke #494

Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris.

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Jordan Murray @ Arkansas High School Senior of 2013

2013-04-08 07:48:31

butthole

liso yanta

2011-02-28 00:20:05

this is soo mean! but hilarious!! lol

cp3

2010-12-27 19:30:08

chuvk norris your so funny

matt

2010-12-27 07:24:50

Chuck Norris doesnt do push ups he pushes the world down.

CHUCK NORRIS

2010-09-19 10:57:06

Chuck Norris is the reason that Helen Keller Is deaf and blind. He roundhouse kicked her in the face

Chuck Norris

2010-02-25 00:16:44

Is so manly can admit half the jokes in here r funny

kyle bruns

2010-02-25 00:13:58

chuck norris had a heart attack, his heart lost

Karol Martin

2009-12-30 19:56:15

Chuck Norris doesnt go light speed, light goes chuck norris speed!

Erick Iverson

2007-04-21 15:27:03

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the Devil in the face and took his soul back. The Devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted that he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every 2nd Wednesday of the month.

Ben fannin

2007-04-06 10:17:10

chuck norris only masturbates to pictures of chuck norris

mike

2007-03-19 09:00:25

this is funny, but it would be funnier if it were "chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, light goes at the speed of chuck norris."

Chris runkle

2007-02-27 05:33:04

GAY!