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Chuck Norris Joke #491

Chuck Norris was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown.

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Truc

2013-10-02 17:06:42

I've got this funny joke:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Chuck
Chuck who?
Chuck Norris. Who are you?

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DEEPN2000

2013-05-23 22:16:15

I DIDN'T WEAR A BALLISTIC VEST IN IRAQ...I WORE MY CHUCK NORRIS SHIRT!!!

random person reading this

2011-10-10 17:24:52

i love these jokes. my friends and i start telling them at school. "It's been said that Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries." :P

Free style

2011-10-01 20:15:43

chuck norris doesn't save you from pain, you save yourself

Hipster.

2011-04-07 06:07:11

I liked Chuck Norris before it was mainstream.

36 Yr old living in moms basement

2011-04-07 06:06:25

I remember when Chuck Norris was new You guys are losers.

Chuck Norris's LOVER!!!!

2009-11-14 11:56:21

Another chuck joke! Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands....now they're just called the Islands

Chuck Norris's LOVER!!!!

2009-11-14 11:55:52

Haha I laughed so hard at these and had to send them to all my friends haha! We love watching old Chuck movies :D

Chuch Fan

2009-07-29 12:19:43

Chuck Norris played rock paper scissors with edward scissor hands, and won with paper.

reese

2009-01-17 19:08:23

hahahahahahaha...I BET KING ARTHUR WOULD RATHER LAY OFF HIS KNIGHTS AND JUST BE FINE WITH EXCALIBUR.

slugh8r #1

2007-08-21 13:17:36

Hey slugalot- why dont you go have sex with your mom and stop putting your name after everything you say?
Respectfully yours,
Sir Slugh8ralot

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:17:50

I'm sir slugalot

-banana slug

ace dragonmaster

2007-05-18 18:57:33

hmm..... i always thought he was known as sir whoopalot

Justin

2007-03-12 14:48:30

Yes, rage it up bro.