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Chuck Norris Joke #490

Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-08-04 10:41:37

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2014-08-04 10:41:36

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2014-08-04 10:41:32

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frank

2013-02-07 08:57:49

When Chuck Norris dunks, he hopes there isn't a plane in the way.

random person

2012-02-18 18:27:37

Chuck Norris sleeps with women every month, causing them to bleed.

sally

2011-12-24 19:35:55

Lol luv that 1

goerge

2011-09-26 18:41:58

when chuck norris gets pooled over by a cop he asks the cop for his licsense and regestration

will

2011-09-26 18:40:23

when chuck norris was growing up his parents told him "dont talk to strangers" when strangers were growing up there parents told them"dont talk to chuck norris"

jack

2011-09-26 18:38:02

chuck norris doesnt need bodyguards , bodyguards need chuck norris

iChuck

2011-09-22 15:53:56

hahahahahaha!!! now this is funny!!
Chuck Norris cant die, because Jesus knows he will resurrect after 3seconds

noah

2011-03-18 14:52:05

people piss on thwe floor..... but chuck norris is the ionly man who can shit on the ceiling...that is how shit got on the fan

bobby

2011-03-18 14:50:08

chuck norris has know hair on his nuts........ cause hair cant grow on steel

mike

2011-02-18 19:22:05

when pepole see the queen they bow down, when the queen sees chuck norris she bows down

gay-man-bear-pig

2009-11-19 03:50:31

i already did

markw

2008-07-21 14:52:58

tell that to the little girl in scary movie4