Chuck Norris Joke #490
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
Comments:
frank
2013-02-07 08:57:49
When Chuck Norris dunks, he hopes there isn't a plane in the way.
random person
2012-02-18 18:27:37
Chuck Norris sleeps with women every month, causing them to bleed.
sally
2011-12-24 19:35:55
Lol luv that 1
goerge
2011-09-26 18:41:58
when chuck norris gets pooled over by a cop he asks the cop for his licsense and regestration
will
2011-09-26 18:40:23
when chuck norris was growing up his parents told him "dont talk to strangers" when strangers were growing up there parents told them"dont talk to chuck norris"
jack
2011-09-26 18:38:02
chuck norris doesnt need bodyguards , bodyguards need chuck norris
iChuck
2011-09-22 15:53:56
hahahahahaha!!! now this is funny!!
Chuck Norris cant die, because Jesus knows he will resurrect after 3seconds
noah
2011-03-18 14:52:05
people piss on thwe floor..... but chuck norris is the ionly man who can shit on the ceiling...that is how shit got on the fan
bobby
2011-03-18 14:50:08
chuck norris has know hair on his nuts........ cause hair cant grow on steel
mike
2011-02-18 19:22:05
when pepole see the queen they bow down, when the queen sees chuck norris she bows down
gay-man-bear-pig
2009-11-19 03:50:31
i already did
markw
2008-07-21 14:52:58
tell that to the little girl in scary movie4