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Chuck Norris Joke #49

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-08-05 23:12:54

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FiLTHY

2012-11-20 04:58:24

Chuck Norris Made "Time" Sit In Time-Out...

(Ouch)

wazzup

2012-02-08 12:54:16

chuck norris entered WW2 in 1945 and 1 day later hitler "killed himself."

Bruce Lee....

2011-11-19 16:49:24

CHUCK NORRIS NEVER FEELS PAIN FROM A SACK BECAUSE HIS BALLS ARE MADE OUT OF STEEL.

va

2011-05-06 08:44:01

chuck norris can go to mcdonalds, order a wapper and get one.

Klacker lOl

2011-02-08 18:55:49

Slow and steady wins the race. Unless your chuck norris then you win regardless.

chad

2011-01-11 12:10:25

if at first you dont succeed your not chuck norris

kristy

2010-12-24 19:07:45

Chuck Norris can rub to ICE CUBES together to make a fire.

jrod

2010-11-01 11:57:08

chuck norris is the one who killed the dinsors

Brad

2010-08-17 04:39:35

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... too bad he's never cried!

royce

2010-07-19 18:24:45

chuck norris is the funkin best

Klacker lOl

2010-04-17 19:01:54

How do the police have a code if anybody who ever saw the "Suicide" would be hunted down

Derick

2010-04-10 17:27:13

Hand sanititizers claim to kill 99% of germs. Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the fuck he wants

bobo

2010-03-05 22:09:47

ANYONE would be insane to attempt attackin chuck

Parrich

2009-12-14 12:35:17

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his toes.

Moe

2009-11-22 15:25:28

Chuck Norris can scare a cockroatch to death.

Eduardo

2009-11-21 12:18:45

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin...he has a third fist

SGT. sprinkles

2009-11-15 18:21:14

this site rox!and the jokes rok 2

Drew

2008-07-31 08:15:48

when god said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "say please first"

TOBY

2008-03-17 07:20:09

people ask how the geraffe was created, until they found out chuck norris upercutted a horse

Eric

2007-10-10 09:17:15

why does superman wear chuck norris underwear? Because even superman is afraid of chuck norris

jeramy

2007-02-10 11:56:15

a blind man bumped into chuck norris it was a miricle he could see the last thing he saw was a swift round house kick to the head