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Chuck Norris Joke #489

Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-08-25 06:44:06

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Tuat

2013-01-19 12:19:49

Chuck Norris' penis is bigger than yours

videogame playa

2011-12-07 05:14:36

that's one game of chess i gotta see

Fkna

2011-08-28 21:55:26

There is no evolution chart only a list of animals chuck dosent round house kick

Mahhon

2011-04-11 21:15:47

" There used to be a Chuck Norris piece in chess but they had to take it out because all in one move it could kill the pawns, destroy the castle, deknight the knights, corrupt the preists, execute the king, and make the queen pregnant.

Bad Doggie

2011-02-24 23:35:22

In the beginning, Chuck hast said, "Let there be God"

Bag Doggie

2011-02-24 23:34:37

In the beginning, Chuck hast said, "Let there be God"

harry pickle

2010-04-14 13:28:02

Haha not fucking funny homo's

jon

2009-04-10 13:16:29

chuck norris is not american....america is chuck norris

Mark

2009-03-04 13:58:10

haha