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Chuck Norris Joke #488

Chuck Norris wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.

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Teddy Johnson

2013-03-23 12:41:57

There is no theory of evolution. There is only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.

joees

2012-10-10 14:08:08

chuck noriss can belive its not butter

James

2012-09-05 09:35:57

Chuck Norris once stared at a picture so hard, it blinked.

Greg

2012-08-09 18:09:28

Once chuck Norris was having sex Ina truck but some of his sperm got into the engine and created OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!

Imgunnagitusucka

2012-03-15 14:49:06

Chuck Norris Divides by zero...

Roxana

2011-10-13 01:43:21

Chuck Norris calling David Guetta: "What do you mean "the world is mine""?

Roxana

2011-10-13 01:42:41

Chuck Norris calling David Guetta: "What do you mean with ??"

zombozo

2010-09-21 11:39:06

there will never be a zombie apocalypse because in hell they are same from chuck norris

RJ

2010-09-19 09:27:11

Once Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake and after 3 days of excrutiating pain... The snake died.

Sparky

2010-05-01 17:44:44

The reason aliens havent invaded earth is that they dont want to be roundhouse kicked into the sun

xAshleyx

2010-02-18 14:36:00

Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands, when he came back, they were just the islands.

twixdude

2009-10-02 16:43:29

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

dougefresh1029

2008-03-27 18:35:07

chuck norris dosent go hunting because the word hunt implies the probability of failure chuck norris goes killing.

Rats

2008-03-26 00:16:03

The bed bugs don't bite Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris EATS them!

c-man

2008-01-17 15:08:49

chuck norris just called, he doesn't like you

dakota

2008-01-09 13:21:06

Chuck Norris had sex before his dad.

danny palma

2008-01-08 18:58:47

chuck norris doesn't ask girls out. he just says now.

Bob sagot

2007-03-12 19:46:48

chuck norris doesnt cut his grass he dares his grass to grow