Chuck Norris Joke #487
People often asked the United States what's their weapon against terrorists? US replies...Chuck Norris
Comments:
Awesome One
2013-04-14 15:54:26
There was only One man who defeated Chuck Norris, that mans name was BRUCE LEE.
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he looks under his bed for Bruce Lee
Awesome One
2013-04-14 15:50:27
I heard Chuck Norris is so tough, that in his beard, there's not even a chin. It's just another fist
Johnathan
2012-01-05 16:09:26
When America dropped a nuke on japan it was really chuck norris
Joe S
2011-12-14 11:08:52
Guns carry Chuck Norris around for protection.
roger
2011-09-19 03:10:22
lol @ purple hotdog. You say not all americans are dumbasses, that is true but you realise this is a CHUCK NORRIS joke and not making fun of america in any way? Great job lol
THE PERSON AT THIS COMPUTER
2011-05-26 17:33:03
THEY ONCE MADE A STREET NAMED AFTER CHUCK NORRIS BUT HAD TO CHANGE IT BACK BECUASE NOBODY SURVIVES WHEN THE CROSS CHUCK NORRIS
somebody
2011-04-18 04:11:22
Chuck Norris can sing in harmony with himself
purple hotdog
2011-02-09 14:03:55
can everyone shut up about America??
people get offended when you make jokes about terrorists well I get offended when people bash America!
i am very proud to be an American and y6uywe qgfyerawefr.... get off your moral high horse, you've ridden that poor animal long enough!
And no not all Americans are dumbass-es Obama is the dumbass not us.
Dana
2010-11-09 09:17:28
People wear Superman pajamas.. Superman wears Chuck Noriis Pajamas.!!!!!!(:
tcjones76
2010-11-05 17:31:59
Chuck Norris doesn't turn his clocks back in the fall, he turns the earth forward.
Ozzy
2010-07-18 15:40:26
Louise Smith no one cares about ur feelings. why dont u go tell chuck norris all that crap, im sure he will care... not!
em
2010-07-12 22:36:19
chuck norris used 2 be a truck driver. one time he had sex in his semi truck but a drop of his sperm accidentaly fell into the gas tank. this semi is now know as optimis prime.
comdom
2010-07-06 23:49:32
jouse smith there are many terrorist in the world and all of them a are suck off your mum
Chuck Hugger
2010-07-06 20:36:06
Chuck Norris doesn't play hockey... Because when he steps on the ice it melts.
Chuck Hugger
2010-07-06 20:32:56
Chuck Norris doesn't invade other nations. He just roundhouse's them off the map.
Chuck Hugger
2010-07-06 20:31:02
The three best methods of population control are war, famine, and Chuck Norris.
Richard
2008-11-11 02:13:27
Chuck Norris once had an accidental erection at the zoo. There were no survivors.
JIM BOB
2008-04-06 08:00:40
chuck norris is the best person ever....... i got a joke... chuck norris doesnt fall off an intertube, the intertube runs away.... pretty much same thing.... chuck norris doesnt fall out of a boat, the boat runs away from him
joe
2008-04-05 17:37:12
hahahahaha chuck rules
frank
2007-10-27 06:36:24
this is awesome
mike
2007-06-06 00:57:04
well im tired of hearing whiney retarded people moan about america.
Louise Smith
2007-05-29 18:38:04
The term terrorist has been overused and now grates on many who hear it. A 'war on terror' has been launched by the US after a lone act of terror. It is very hypocritical to invade a country over weapons of mass destruction (or chuck norris) when the US itself is advanced in nuclear weaponry(ie possesses and is only country to have used on civilians). I now can't stand any use of the word...so find this joke particularly unhumourous.