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Chuck Norris Joke #486

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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chuck

2015-04-03 22:42:14

chuck norris can shoot you 7 times with a six shooter

chuck

2015-04-03 22:41:55

chuck norris can shoot you 7 times with a six shooter

chuck

2015-04-03 22:41:30

chuck norris can shoot you 7 times with a six shooter

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2014-09-04 01:54:09

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2014-09-04 01:54:07

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2014-09-04 01:54:06

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2014-07-09 03:40:49

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2014-07-09 03:40:48

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four foot dick

2012-11-21 19:04:24

you guys come up with the worst fucking jokes ever

jackchetwooks

2012-04-24 11:51:37

U SUXK

jhowell

2012-01-06 20:40:22

lol

Dan

2011-06-29 23:14:25

chuck norris drinks his soup with a fork

spencer

2011-05-30 06:46:05

chuck norris is so awesome he can ride a wheelie on a unicycle

josh

2011-04-07 05:51:03

If chuck norris has R50 and u have R50 he has more

pasgo

2011-03-30 23:35:43

there is no such thing as mass-destruction, there is only chuck norris

pasgo

2011-03-30 23:33:30

chuck norris doesnt eat honey, he chews bees

pasgo

2011-03-30 23:28:30

if chuck norris sleeps with a man, its not because he is gay,no , its because he has had every woman on earth, and that 2times

Cory

2010-12-09 13:39:49

Chuck Norris can make grapes out of raisins.

Cory

2010-12-09 13:36:04

Chuck Norris can make grapes out of rains

dustin hoffman

2010-11-15 06:24:56

there are no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailor parks

joker

2010-10-03 09:58:46

unicorns exist because Chuck Norris said so

chuck the chuck

2010-06-17 03:18:45

JK Rowling lies, Voldemort doensn't exists, he killed him

aQimNateN-Nate

2010-05-16 06:57:06

@boabby f**king LOL

boabby

2010-04-02 11:50:24

anyone can piss on the floor chuck norris can shit on the ceiling

ryan

2010-02-25 13:52:08

chuck norris does not tea bag he potato sacks

saweetness69

2009-12-08 18:54:46

haha chuck norris is so bad ass that he plays chicken with a train. AND WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

mitchell buerck

2009-10-20 17:43:51

chuck norris pointed his finger at a german plane. he yelled bang. the german plane chrashed

nunchuck norris

2008-02-09 10:33:12

Every chuck norris joke is funny..because it has chuck norris

Chuck

2007-12-11 15:51:16

Not funny