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Chuck Norris Joke #485

Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.

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2014-04-05 23:48:39

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2014-04-05 23:48:38

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2014-04-05 23:48:38

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The one you laugh at.

2011-10-08 21:04:15

Chuck Norris made you read this...
O_O

Rick

2011-05-26 12:22:52

Jesus walked on water, well Chuck Norris swam through land

Tod

2011-04-10 21:47:38

Chuck Norris has never jumped as high as he could, scientists have told him it would knock the earth out of orbit.

psh

2011-03-17 11:25:49

Chuck norris roundhouse kicked himself in the face and lived

Adrian Richter

2011-02-04 13:51:50

Chuck Norris can not fly. He just jumps up high, and decides when to come down

best one i bet

2011-02-02 21:59:57

Chuck Norris doesnt flsuh, he scares the $H!* out of the toilet

best one i bet

2011-02-02 21:58:58

Chuck norris roundhoused kicked hulk in the face. He then ran into the forest and changed his name to Shrek

best one i bet

2011-02-02 21:57:50

Chuck norris built a time machine to go back in time to stop the Jfk Assassanation. He made in time , cause when the bullets were shot he deflected them all with his beard. JFKs head exploded from the excitment causing him to die either way.

brendan

2010-11-17 07:36:21

chuck norris has a third fist in his beard

chris

2010-07-01 00:39:26

death once had a near chuck norris experience

I.C.

2010-04-16 19:42:08

Chuck Norris once roundhoused kicked the Periodic Table Of Elements because the only element he realizes is the element of "surprise."

stupidjoke

2009-11-11 15:20:46

wow.

Lil' Saint

2007-07-30 17:52:59

funny!!