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Chuck Norris Joke #483

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

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chuckNorrisMother

2014-12-31 20:11:54

Chuck Norris doesn't cry from an onion... he makes the onion cry.

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Jordan Murray @ Arkansas High School Senior of 2013

2013-04-08 07:49:25

in my butt

upchuck

2013-02-27 04:24:57

Dawn is .0001% Chuck Norris' sweat.

Joseph Richards

2013-02-22 02:18:33

Chuck Norris once played SCP Containment Breach, and when Chuck Norris stared at SCP-173 the creature moved and snapped its own neck.

Connor

2012-04-27 07:15:48

When Chuck norris was born,
The japanese surrendered

blake

2012-01-23 12:06:17

the best chuck norris joke is the one you can't tell

rocknjury

2012-01-09 10:19:56

Chuck Norris dont flush the toilet... He just scares the Sh*t out of it...

Ben DeMond

2011-07-31 08:39:13

Just thought of one tell me what you think. - Chuck Norris didn't cry on the day he was born

diggi

2010-12-13 20:57:19

LMAO....thnks for sharing here :-)

DNH

2010-11-23 20:02:48

instead of buying plane tickets just go up to chuck norris and tell him where you want to go and he will throw you there

DOA

2010-09-20 19:34:32

When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he jumps in a valcano.

Drinfox

2010-08-17 19:57:40

U heard chris angel walked on water well just what chuck norris swims on land

kai

2010-08-16 21:46:39

Jesus turns blood in to wine. Chuck Norris can turn that wine in to beer.

ChARLiE

2010-05-27 16:55:34

imma try this, although my friend wrote "Jesus" on a quiz, and told the teacher "Jesus is never wrong" :p

I.C.

2010-04-16 19:44:34

TA=1CnRHk:

TOTAL ANNIHILATION=1 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

denny31

2010-03-26 00:42:27

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer...too bad Chuck Norris never cries

Bobby

2008-07-29 15:51:53

Should Be:

Chuck Norris takes a cracker, and roundhouse kicks Wisconson into it. Cheez-It!

Kiltro

2008-01-01 00:38:57

Should be:

Chuck Norris got perfect scores on his SAT, ACT, and College degree by writing Violence for every answer. Because Violence is Chuck Norris's answer for everything. Whether you like it or not.

Rickaaaaaay

2007-09-28 12:30:56

wow

banana slug

2007-08-09 11:36:03

so E=Chuck Norris?


-banana slug