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Chuck Norris Joke #481

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

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cn

2012-08-24 10:53:10

god - knowlage and wisdom = chuck norris

cn

2012-08-24 10:51:42

chuck norris once had a pet lizard,that lizard attacked tokyo

cn

2012-08-22 11:31:28

chuck norris is always constapated because he never takes crap

cn

2012-08-22 11:29:31

ghosts are caused when chuck norris kills because they are to scared move at all let alone move on

cn

2012-08-22 11:26:30

baloons pop before chuck norris touches them purly out of fear

cn

2012-08-22 11:24:24

chuck norris doesnt need ammo to fire guns

cn

2012-08-22 11:22:27

when chuck norris first pushed 2 atoms together he discovered cold fusion.

cn

2012-08-22 11:20:19

when chuck norris punches sand he makes dimonds

cn

2012-08-22 11:17:51

chuk norris neer wins he just allows you to loose

cn

2012-08-22 11:15:00

the only person chuck norris can donate blood to is jesus christ

CHUCK KING

2011-10-29 02:12:12

you have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars, chuck norris has more

CHUCK KING

2011-10-29 02:10:02

there is no existing life on mars because chuck norris has already been there

Mr. Zero

2011-09-30 21:40:20

chuck norris doesn't get sun burned, the sun get chucked burned.

Mr. Zero

2011-09-30 21:37:03

chuck norris dose not look under his bed for the boogy man the boogy man looks under his bed for chuck norris

Mr. Zero

2011-09-30 21:33:24

all chuck norris jokes are funny in a stupidly funny way.

Jessica Danielle Parker

2011-09-15 10:01:21

i love the one about death. I pray my bru, Chuck, never dies. I mean, the Grim Reaper doesn't have that much of a backbone. Chuck's probably been dead for twelve years now, at least!

TfAlex

2011-05-30 09:16:59

Its not death was its like this:"Chuck Norris died 5 years ago, the grim reaper was just to afraid to tell him."

CDog

2011-05-30 08:09:30

Chuck Norris died five years ago... Death was just too scared to tell him.

Josh

2011-01-20 20:44:10

when Chuck Norris donates blood he asks for a gun and a bucket

?

2010-12-26 01:04:51

what are you gays that dum i can tell that none of you are over 12

Santiago

2010-11-26 01:07:55

who would ever think that is funny....you suck

THABO

2010-07-26 06:27:13

When Chuck Norris is sitting next to u en u sneeze. Its not Bless u. Its Bless him. En if he happens to sneeze himself, its still Bless him.

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:52:52

algebra is only complicated cause chuck norris makes everything complicated

yodeley

2009-07-31 09:30:10

after a while they get bland, but this one's good.

treZ

2009-05-02 08:20:18

this is so funny

blah

2009-04-28 21:37:38

i actually like this one..

Lou

2009-04-28 18:46:46

cute

angel

2009-01-29 16:30:27

I told u I'd txt u lost my pass word so I have to go on this website

Joshua

2008-12-14 02:37:47

Clever.

asdada

2007-10-25 11:49:06

earthquakes are caused whenever chuck norris goes for a walk

No.

2007-06-03 18:24:21

Chuck Norris walked on the Sun. He has a Summer home there, now.