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Chuck Norris Joke #480

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

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fro bro

2012-05-21 05:53:16

Death had a near Chuck Norris expirence

ballls

2012-01-13 17:38:28

chuck norris eats coal and poops diamonds

Anon

2011-11-24 19:06:57

Chuck Norris doesn't use a gun, his just spits the bullets at his enemies.

funny guy

2011-06-29 12:18:49

Chuck Norris knows we put a man on the moon because he is the one who threw him up there

lappy

2011-05-16 14:53:04

chuck norris can drink solids and eat liquids

chris gump

2011-03-21 18:02:40

but i thought that the round house kick killed people

John Michael G. Banaag

2010-11-21 03:55:52

Chuck Norris Can Play Drums With his ass chicks

triston94

2010-11-18 07:20:54

the giraffe was created when chuck norris upper cuted a horse

charlie jones

2010-08-08 19:12:30

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about.

nick

2010-08-07 19:00:29

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.

nick

2010-08-07 18:59:25

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

nick

2010-08-07 18:58:41

Chuck Norris went to Africa. A small animal got in his way so he roundhouse kicked it to the face. We now know that animal as the giraffe.

luke is wtf

2010-08-01 06:26:09

IF YOU MAKE FUN OF CHUCK HE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN MF MF MF MF MF MF MF F*%$ING AHOLE

bill

2010-08-01 06:23:08

if chuck norise was in family guy it would be kool


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chuck noriss is so kool when he went to school the teachers chuck cena wwf

bill

2010-08-01 06:17:03

chuck norie is the moter fuc in bomb

doupy

2010-05-26 01:24:38

when chuck norris jumps in a pool he dont get wet the pool gets chucked norris

Peter

2010-05-05 17:25:30

Are you shure this website wont make Chuck Norris cry?Wait Chuck Norris does not have feelings!

chuck norris

2010-05-05 17:17:44

what jackass thinks these jokes are funny? i happen to like chuck norris.

luke

2010-05-05 17:01:22

whos chuck norris?????

irelntless

2010-03-08 16:42:29

chuck norris locked himself inside his car and left the keys outside

noah

2010-03-08 15:04:19

someone tried to shoot chuck norris but the gun was to scared.

lachlan

2009-12-23 14:43:40

MRT and Chuck norris walked into a building the building calapsed it couldn't take that much awsomenes.
HA HA HA HA HA

Gresty

2008-03-28 02:45:07

"Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun. Two feet away. "

screw chuck

2007-11-09 12:27:54

dumb