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Chuck Norris Joke #48

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2014-07-26 04:37:52

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2014-04-02 20:00:41

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Listen.

2012-07-28 19:22:46

Chuck Norris doesn't win. He allowes you to lose.And Live.

Santiago

2012-04-27 09:23:03

cuz i know i would like it

Santiago

2010-11-26 01:12:24

What are you six you fucking douche bag....you wouldnt know a good joke if it fucked you in the ass...even if you liked it

aQimNateN-Nate

2010-05-16 06:55:39

That made me f**king lmao'ed
The virginity joke is lame for me.

wicho

2010-03-08 19:28:05

i heard chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

forrest

2007-09-04 17:26:35

chuck norris rulz