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Chuck Norris Joke #478

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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HeHeHe

2012-12-17 11:35:58

Chuck Norris can pick apples from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

:D

2012-06-16 03:58:00

:D

Bailey

2012-01-06 14:46:23

Chuck Norris killed his only brother ,Zeus

Destiny Thilmany

2012-01-05 22:13:26

IM 11 YEARS OLD

(.)(.)

2011-12-01 16:19:55

CHEATING BASTARD

your mother

2011-06-10 12:58:38

chuck norris is what willis was talkin' about

Chris

2011-03-29 20:31:58

The dinosaurs made Chuck Norris mad....once.

ryann

2010-12-31 22:24:17

hey james how old r u?

James

2010-09-28 14:25:54

Chuck Norris is the only reason that aliens haven't invaded earth.

Jessie

2010-05-28 13:56:05

Chuck Norris doesn't grow pubes, 'cause pubes don't grow on steel, xDDD

Gust!

2010-05-02 22:27:51

Chuck Norris has no echo. Because nobody talks back to Chuck Norris!

emi

2009-12-03 16:39:31

Chuck Norris is so Bad-Ass that he can kill two stones with one bird!

adam

2009-11-21 15:05:03

chuck norris can touch mc hammer

Samuel Crandall Bender

2007-08-13 12:50:26

This is a Chuck Norris joke that I made up. Hope it's good to put on the site.

When a werewolf bites Chuck Norris, the werewolf TURNS INTO Chuck Norris.

john

2007-03-15 00:51:06

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. (and because Chuck Norris told him to)