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Chuck Norris Joke #477

Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.

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2014-03-05 21:54:58

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yesh

2012-09-02 20:55:40

chuck norris got bitten by a spider 3 days of agony then the spider dies

ken fischer

2012-01-21 14:18:36

Aliens fear that they might be abducted by Chuck Norris.

bell

2011-06-10 10:14:00

chuck norris once killed two stones with one bird

your mom

2011-02-23 15:40:42

chuck norrus is so chuck norrus that the woodchucks dont chuck chuck norrus chuck norrus chucks the wood chucks

Mz

2011-02-23 05:27:11

Go chuck norris!
Chuck norris runs until the treadmill is tired.

cheese

2009-12-27 21:10:19

big ben is big but it is not a ben anymore chuck norris took it

cheese

2009-12-27 21:08:07

chuck norris is swine flu

cheese

2009-12-27 21:05:58

chuck norris breacks bones not hearts

travis

2008-02-16 23:02:57

chuck norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad chuck norris has never cried

duane

2008-01-09 13:01:34

chuck norris doesnt dont he tells it how its gonna be.

- mike huckabee



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EnoK

2008-01-07 10:54:32

Did you hear that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are real??? Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle and when it came out it was 6 foot and knew karate!

banana slug

2007-08-09 12:07:24

I'M AWESOME.

-banana slug

James F

2007-05-26 15:10:27

Chuck Norris once bowled a 301 with a bouncy ball.

dude

2006-12-12 12:00:07

chuck norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the earth down.