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Chuck Norris Joke #476

Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.

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Comments:

Zach

2012-04-19 10:51:49

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, he built himself

Dan

2012-02-06 11:43:58

chuck norris took a trip to the "Virgin Islands"...now they are just called "The Islands".

morgan

2011-06-29 14:05:15

chuck norris doesnt wear a watch he decides what time it is

chuck norris

2011-04-21 13:11:01

when people spell my name backwords the think its spelled sirron kcuhc but its still chuck noris

ML88

2010-10-20 06:42:13

LOL

Jacob

2010-09-30 21:36:55

Chuck norris once crawled through the desert with a boner, the trail he left behind is now known as the Grand Canyon.

Ethan

2010-01-22 18:02:45

wtf lolz

chris

2009-08-14 20:15:51

tities!

adam

2009-08-14 08:17:37

chuck norris had sex with a car, his baby was optomis prime.

chuck noris killa

2008-09-08 17:02:16

jesus walks on water, chuck noris swims through land

Estel

2008-04-26 21:55:36

Chuck Norris has been to Mars, thats why no one can find life on that planet

Oliver

2008-01-11 16:33:47

When Chuk Norris does a push up he doesnt go up the world goes down!!!!!

michael

2007-03-07 08:37:31

chuck norris doesnt have a chin just a third fist

David Alkire

2006-11-21 11:15:05

Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on jesus.