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Chuck Norris Joke #475

Chuck Norris neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey, roundhouse kicks and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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-1'

2014-08-24 12:53:15

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2014-08-24 12:53:15

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2014-08-24 12:53:13

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not you

2014-06-04 10:58:35

this is so not funny

Dan

2012-05-23 18:46:10

Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris swims through land

@Andy

2011-03-29 10:57:34

you spelled "spelt" wrong
xD

Dunbar

2010-11-26 01:05:32

fucking terrible joke

@ brittney

2010-10-24 15:32:54

lol @ the 3 year later burn

brittney

2010-09-02 17:37:03

You spelled "spelt" wrong. Dipshit!

lol@andy

2008-01-20 09:28:48

Pwned :D

Matt

2007-09-19 18:06:19

You didn't use a capital letter or punctuation.

Andy

2007-02-19 12:20:46

you spelt whiskey wrong