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Chuck Norris Joke #474

Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

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ricky

2012-04-25 11:29:00

Chuck norris uses fire balls as halls

Isanidiot

2012-02-29 07:16:51

To Dragon, Chuck Norris's power isn't over 9,000...it's over 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000(over 9 nonillion)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragon

2011-12-22 17:19:31

Chuck Norris's power level is OVER 9000!!!

Dragon

2011-12-22 17:19:30

Chuck Norris's power level is OVER 9000!!!

Dragon

2011-12-22 17:18:33

Chuck Norris can eat soda and drink pizza...

Dragon

2011-12-22 17:17:53

Chuck Norris can burn fire...

Dick Cockington

2011-12-03 20:53:50

i lol'd at that joke so hard.

Dick Cockington

2011-12-03 20:52:48

The question is : "How did the car die so that Chuck Norris must use his nipples to jump start it?"

The answer: "Chuck Norris ran it over."

You

2011-12-03 20:44:08

The question is : "How did the car die so that Chuck Norris must use his nipples to jump start it?"

The answer: "Chuck Norris ran it over."

marlo spenneli

2010-01-15 19:21:05

blake stecker told chuck norris he waz gay then that nite he had a dream about chuck norris roundhouse kicking him 2 death, blake never woke up

blake

2010-01-15 19:18:27

solja boy once told chuck norris. that was the end of his career

joe

2009-12-16 07:18:41

chuck norris once had an orgasm that was only because he looked in the mirror.

Mark

2009-03-04 14:19:08

LOL @ the gay marriage

Chuck + Chuck = the single most powerful being in existence

*shivers in fear*

joe

2007-08-28 01:37:46

chuck norris supported gay marriage, but only so that he could marry chuck norris.

kevin

2007-05-15 10:30:44

chuck norris shot the sheriff but he roundhouse kicked the deputy