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Chuck Norris Joke #473

Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2015-04-01 08:31:33

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2014-07-25 09:36:40

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2014-07-25 09:36:39

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2014-07-25 09:36:39

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12to6

2012-05-04 09:26:22

i robbed my mom

12to6

2012-01-18 15:14:41

when someone robs chuck norris, the robbers call 911

12to6

2012-01-18 15:14:28

when someone robs chuck norris, the robbers call 911

udienow

2012-01-18 14:11:19

chuck norris also can sqeeze bannana juice from your vagina

udienow

2012-01-18 14:07:48

chuck norris can sqeeze apple juice from a bannana

Chuck Norris

2012-01-18 07:53:46

including yours fake chuck norris i can type 911



























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Chuck Norris

2012-01-13 07:50:31

i dont give nightmares i am a nightmare.

sal toscano

2011-06-03 16:33:56

I have a Chuck Norris joke : Chuck Norris is so tough he gives Chuckie nightmares .

ginx

2010-12-18 09:01:39

hu plays world ioof warcraft hre

still dont know my name

2010-12-08 17:09:21

hahahahahahahha got it

amber

2010-11-09 16:00:13

I love the jokes

amber

2010-11-09 16:00:12

I love the jokes

Klacker lOl

2010-05-26 18:23:22

This is actually funny. two roundhouse kicks up