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Chuck Norris Joke #471

Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

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Comments:

THE 1

2011-03-26 05:32:42

In Soviet-Russia, Chuck Norris beats you! (That's right, he still wins...)

randoman

2011-03-05 08:29:01

there once was a street named chuck norris it had to be changed because nobody crosses chuck norris and lives

luvstosplooge

2010-11-24 08:12:29

Chuck Norris beat Blue Eyes White Dragon with 0 attack points.

lord buttfur

2010-10-24 18:41:07

chuck norris doesnt sleep with a gun under his pillow he sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Candace

2010-10-11 14:02:24

Did you know that the ninja turtles were based on a true story? Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle whole, crapped it out and it was 6 feet tall and knew karate.

yuri

2010-10-10 16:00:31

Chuck Noris never feels cold, cold can get chuck noris

michael

2010-05-10 17:18:31

Jesus walks on water, but chuck norris swims on land

jake

2009-11-01 14:36:41

chuck noriis is so strong he CAN believe its not buttter

David

2007-08-12 18:27:40

chuck norris once walked down the street in town with a erection. nobody survived