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Chuck Norris Joke #470

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

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john

2012-06-16 13:22:22

chuck norris is so bad ass, he once got in a fight with superman. the loser ad to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants

ninja

2011-08-04 17:34:32

Chuck norris does not have a toilet he has a mini black hole that has a blood lust for shit in his bathroom

mickywikiki

2011-08-04 17:29:29

There used to be 20 planets in the the solar system but 11 of them didn't bow down to chuck norris

sexy

2011-01-27 07:10:06

any body up for some sex with CN
NO PEOPTECTION NEEDED

Klacker LoL

2011-01-16 09:33:21

If an american nuke goes off and everybody around it dies, and the government executes the media, did it ever really happen?

Twilightluver1998=)

2010-12-16 13:38:49

The only reason people come to this site is because their lame and cannot find anything to do in their lives, and this website is cool. But check out www.Bullysbegone.yolasite.com a 6 grader made it for a G.R.E.A.T project

Kitty=)

2010-12-16 13:35:36

"Google cannot find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds Google"

casey

2010-10-23 13:17:00

that is sooooo emo I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red Bull

2008-03-19 04:53:02

Chuck Norris decided to sell his pee as an energy drink, we know this as Red Bull.

no

2007-06-15 10:04:06

be more original "a tree falls in the forest and theres nobody around to hear it. does it make a sound? no, becuase too many people are sitting at home writing dumb Chuck Norris jokes."

blehhh =/

2007-05-29 09:49:54

well, belive it or nott this page is really awesome...evennn if its a ".net" pagee. So yeaaa; blehhhhh (:

ROFL!@?%@#%!?

2007-04-12 07:55:26

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