Chuck Norris Joke #470
If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
Comments:
john
2012-06-16 13:22:22
chuck norris is so bad ass, he once got in a fight with superman. the loser ad to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants
ninja
2011-08-04 17:34:32
Chuck norris does not have a toilet he has a mini black hole that has a blood lust for shit in his bathroom
mickywikiki
2011-08-04 17:29:29
There used to be 20 planets in the the solar system but 11 of them didn't bow down to chuck norris
sexy
2011-01-27 07:10:06
any body up for some sex with CN
NO PEOPTECTION NEEDED
Klacker LoL
2011-01-16 09:33:21
If an american nuke goes off and everybody around it dies, and the government executes the media, did it ever really happen?
Twilightluver1998=)
2010-12-16 13:38:49
The only reason people come to this site is because their lame and cannot find anything to do in their lives, and this website is cool. But check out www.Bullysbegone.yolasite.com a 6 grader made it for a G.R.E.A.T project
Kitty=)
2010-12-16 13:35:36
"Google cannot find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds Google"
casey
2010-10-23 13:17:00
that is sooooo emo I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red Bull
2008-03-19 04:53:02
Chuck Norris decided to sell his pee as an energy drink, we know this as Red Bull.
no
2007-06-15 10:04:06
be more original "a tree falls in the forest and theres nobody around to hear it. does it make a sound? no, becuase too many people are sitting at home writing dumb Chuck Norris jokes."
blehhh =/
2007-05-29 09:49:54
well, belive it or nott this page is really awesome...evennn if its a ".net" pagee. So yeaaa; blehhhhh (:
ROFL!@?%@#%!?
2007-04-12 07:55:26
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