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Chuck Norris Joke #469

Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back.

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Chucky

2011-09-02 00:47:22

Facebook is closing down for good
because chuck norris uploaded his picture yesterday !

kino21

2011-08-31 03:51:00

chuck norris is the founder of IDIOT day

Sarge

2010-11-06 12:51:00

In Soviet Russia you don't find Chuck Norris. He finds YOU.

wat a dum joke

2010-09-21 11:36:22

you cant xray chuck norris, he xrays you

charles

2010-09-09 20:08:02

eat that jason voorhees

charles

2010-09-09 20:04:28


Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris

charles

2010-09-09 20:00:13

chuck norris can make a happy meal cry.

Jason Voorhees

2010-09-09 19:59:13

Jason is invincible. Chuck Norris killed Jason forever with his stare.

charles

2010-09-09 19:56:59

iv got this place surounded with the F.B.I "nope i dont belive u" how about chuck norris with a bebe gun? "thats about right!"

charles

2010-09-09 19:55:40

when someone fires a gun at chuck norris,the bullit dodges him.

charles

2010-09-09 19:52:45

chuck norris can kill two rocks with one bird.

superblonde

2007-11-16 20:00:43

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, 'cause Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark

Jimmy

2007-05-02 19:19:45

chuck norris once roundhouse kicked god because he ran out of people to roundhouse kick.

justyn hasten

2007-04-02 12:47:39

that was my title..........=(