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Chuck Norris Joke #467

Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

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2016-03-30 22:50:32

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2016-03-30 22:50:31

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Boo

2015-09-27 21:59:43

Chuck Norris doesn't fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

Musicman

2012-07-02 22:30:55

Global Warming came into existence when Chuck Norris got cold and turned up the sun.

Joe

2012-05-08 18:44:53

Chuck Noris doesnt hunt. Hunting can include failer. Chuck Noris goes KILLING.

bryson

2012-02-05 15:24:36

hahaha

Elvis

2011-12-09 10:32:58

Voldemort fears to say the name Chuck Norris

Elvis

2011-12-09 10:30:08

a 25 kill streak=a tactical nuke a 30 kill streak=chuck norris

marcus

2011-12-08 15:31:58

chuck norris died along time ago, death is just too afraid to tell him

padda

2011-07-05 01:44:49

Chuck Norris doesnt win. He only allows u to lose

funny dude

2011-03-26 12:46:47

he is so funny i pissed my self

meeeeee

2011-01-27 05:16:10

chuck norris is the reason for over population in china

ass

2010-12-16 06:37:17

chuck norris sucks

Annhibbie23@yahoo.com

2010-11-06 19:11:34

Chuck norris sank atlantas because the locals splashed him with water

dwed

2010-05-08 17:32:47

sdw

dewe

2010-05-08 17:32:39

sdeeraqsed

emoninja

2008-09-28 20:04:56

Chuck norris doesn't get wet.wet gets chuck norris

bob

2007-11-12 17:39:02

When chuck norris got married instead of saying" i do " he said "I did"

Domorato

2007-10-25 19:32:32

this owns

greg

2007-10-20 18:28:43

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.