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Chuck Norris Joke #464

Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

the hobo in your backyard

2012-04-17 19:10:05

Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling contest with his hands tied behind his back.

P.S. Can I borrow some soap

Hairy Brown

2012-04-17 19:04:31

Chuck Norris doesnt turn on the shower, he stares at it and it cries

Ben Dover

2012-04-17 19:01:31

Time is flying because its scared of Chuck Norris.

Eiffel tower

2012-04-03 12:22:22

-has skull on top-

me

2011-11-11 17:00:29

omfg

Boby

2011-11-04 19:42:16

Chuck Norris can do a wheely on a unicycle.

TyronThugNastyBigums.-

2011-06-15 17:59:02

U.S. dropped a Nuke on heroshima because drop Chuck Norris is unhumane.

Austin

2009-11-07 21:00:17

jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.

simtax

2009-06-23 05:03:59

LOL! i never so happy in my short-ish life

Cory

2008-02-27 15:11:48

Ckunck Norris rolled two dice and got 13

asdada

2007-10-25 11:48:01

Chuck norris once leaned upon a tower, which is now known at the Leaning tower of Pisa