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Chuck Norris Joke #463

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

(Blank)

2012-11-25 19:53:46

You are all fucking retarted how about that no wants to listen to ur bullshit you stupid ass little kids

Anthonie

2012-06-24 15:32:33

Chuck Norris lost his verginity before his father

Ryan

2012-06-24 15:30:11

The USA needs a army chuck norris just needs him self

matthew

2011-05-29 18:32:50

hey go such some diglets esa

haley

2011-02-24 14:40:33

i dont giva shit if ur 14

matthew

2011-02-24 13:09:37

Shut you damn mouth up u shitface

matthew

2011-02-24 13:09:35

Shut you damn mouth up u shitface

Xander

2011-02-24 11:05:36

You should all shut the F*ck up Becasue you all are as H#ll,little Sh*ty mouth.

beezer

2011-02-24 09:19:15

chuck norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris

matthew

2011-02-24 06:15:05

HAHAHAHAHA. I'm 14 B*TCH

matthew

2011-02-24 06:12:43

Dude gfy. The only reason your friend is showing off himself by cussing and acting like a jack*ss so you know what the point is go f*ck yourself

haley

2011-02-23 16:53:58

oh and matthew if ur calling melody a queerdo ur calling me 1 cuz im 9 so shut the fuck up

haley

2011-02-23 16:38:43

under chuck norris's beard there is only another fist

matthew

2011-02-23 16:05:58

Dude shut it you're only 1O you queerdo

matthew

2011-02-23 16:05:58

Dude shut it you're only 1O you queerdo

melody gormley

2011-02-03 10:19:28

okay um oh ever ^_^ is shut the hell up

Aersixb9

2010-12-29 21:48:33

Censorship is not age based. Everybody is required to sit still, shut up, and memorize and write lies, except for chuck norris.

^_^

2010-12-23 13:53:43

If you're only 10 you really need to watch your language! I didn't think the joke was that funny nor did I appreciate you comment.

melody gormley

2010-06-26 17:05:25

it is so funny and if u dont think its funny fuck and i mean fuck u becaus chuck norris is so asomwe do not make fun of my write ing im only 10