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Chuck Norris Joke #460

Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

Funny :) Not Funny :(

Comments:

Chris Parker google me

2012-11-20 17:03:25

Once Chuck Norris was walking in the woods when a bear tried to eat him. Chuck Norris raised his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself cause he knew it would be a less painful way to die. :)

ENR

2011-11-27 16:24:43

do you know how much chuck norris lift? all of them.

meee

2011-11-11 17:07:56

william... thats freakin hilarious!!

william

2011-04-09 15:48:41

chuck norris walked into a mcdonalds and ordered a mc muffin and the clerk said its after 9:30 and said we dont serve this so chuck norris round house kicked the mcdonalds into a wendys

kyles DEAD mom

2011-02-20 20:28:11

chuck norris nuff said

thatguyyourmomkeepstalkinabout

2011-02-11 11:56:55

chuck norris is going to cave kyles face in with a roundhouse kick for bein a bitch

kyle

2011-02-11 11:15:49

Chuck Norris is gay

josh

2010-12-08 17:03:32

all the kings horses and all the kings men didnt put humpty dumpty back togather again, CHUCK NORRIS did

camerons

2009-12-10 16:09:09

Chuck Norris

Colby

2009-09-07 11:40:49

damn

whipster1

2008-11-01 09:37:22

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Zane

2007-05-22 16:05:59

Very Funny.