Chuck Norris Joke #459
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Comments:
maira
2013-01-11 13:34:06
chuck norris does not go swinming water goes around him
John Marston
2012-10-21 20:20:29
Jesus can walk on water,but Chuck Norris can swim threw land
ananymous
2012-08-08 23:46:56
when chuck norris goes swimming he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norrised
Dante
2012-04-24 16:58:39
Chuck Norris created God
Chuck Norris
2012-03-06 10:08:06
Ture
richard
2011-07-23 07:07:27
chuck norris doesnt eat food he eats dick with a side of mashed pottatoes
steven
2011-02-05 16:56:29
when chuck norris toke a shower he didnt need a towl to dry himself.
steven
2011-02-05 16:51:52
when chuck norris went to go pee he started globo warming
Flog The second
2011-01-16 11:27:55
Eww. So uh yeah, Eww.
jake
2010-09-21 11:01:40
Chuck norris dosen't have a watch HE decides what time it is
Klacker lOl
2010-04-17 18:54:49
i just did this entire joke last week, now that's a good chuck norris joke:
chuck norris was captured in the vietnam war and tortured YESTERDAY, OWNAGE
bad
2010-01-14 01:17:37
chuck cant be captured...
dave
2009-07-18 19:29:29
chuck norris took one look at 50 cent and turned him into a nickel
i am the norris
2008-01-18 10:52:28
hahahahahaha!!! i'm sure he did